Family Tales

Actual jokes that Eli told at the dinner table tonight.

Q: Why did the chicken jump over the egg?
A: Because he wanted to go to the city!
Q: Why did the chicken weigh all of the eggs?
A: Because he was a very bad goat! Haahahahahaaa
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Uh, because he, uh, […]

Received this from Wendy today.

Eli ate ONE BITE out of his corn dog and that was it for his lunch. How do I know? While waiting for him, outside his class, I briefly said hello to another mother when the mom said, “Do you want her getting into that?” Betsy dove in […]