Jokes from a 5 year old
Actual jokes that Eli told at the dinner table tonight.
Q: Why did the chicken jump over the egg?
A: Because he wanted to go to the city!Q: Why did the chicken weigh all of the eggs?
A: Because he was a very bad goat! HaahahahahaaaQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Uh, because he, uh, wanted to us get to uh, the … uh… oh, yeah … other side!Q: Why did the corndog say hello to the bubble?
A: Because he was a LANTERN! Haaaahahahaahaa
Whoo wee, this was cute when he started telling jokes a few months back, but I think that the thrill is wearing off a bit.
Hey, daddy, hey, you can laugh now
I love my life 