Family Tales

Actual jokes that Eli told at the dinner table tonight.

Q: Why did the chicken jump over the egg?
A: Because he wanted to go to the city!

Q: Why did the chicken weigh all of the eggs?
A: Because he was a very bad goat! Haahahahahaaa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Uh, because he, uh, wanted to us get to uh, the … uh… oh, yeah … other side!

Q: Why did the corndog say hello to the bubble?
A: Because he was a LANTERN! Haaaahahahaahaa

Whoo wee, this was cute when he started telling jokes a few months back, but I think that the thrill is wearing off a bit.

Hey, daddy, hey, you can laugh now

I love my life

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