Family Tales

Best line
I’ll tell you this.  If I didn’t believe in this war — in public, I would lie and say I did until all of these kids get home.  I really would.  I just don’t think our opinion matters that much right now.

WARNING: The language isn’t appropriate for the little ones.

This is too funny. It’s possible to translate any website into Redneck using this handy tool from rinkworks.com. Here’ my website in redneck for example.
UPDATE: link was broken, but it should work now.